be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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