dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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