GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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