Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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