Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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