What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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