similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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