I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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