Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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