There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My feet surprised me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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