Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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