Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
