I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Drunk is not a location!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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