38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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