i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
How drunk are you?
Completed.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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