youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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