im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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