Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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