Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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