Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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