Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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