Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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