That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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