no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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