Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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