Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I would ride that face into the sunset
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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