can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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