i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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