she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My feet surprised me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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