He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
