I'm gonna have a badass scar
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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