just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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