it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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