sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Someone shit on the floor
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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