im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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