He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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