you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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