Umm I'm too high to move.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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