My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
The adults are the big ones right?
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