I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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