his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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