sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
