idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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