I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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