I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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