i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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