I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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