this beer tastes like vomit already
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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