No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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