Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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