I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
