Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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