I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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