my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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