Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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