It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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