your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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