You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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