I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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