I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I want to be your penis for a week.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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